21. Adventures Across The Pennines

 

Sounds more like a school mission statement than a county...

The big kick off has finally arrived and it's fair to say I'm excited. Gone are those short easy little trips down the motorw....   Hang on! Were in West Yorkshire.. there's no short, easy trips anywhere without congestion, roadworks, temporary traffic lights or a tailback on the M62, M1, M621, M1/A1 Link Road or if in Bradford the M606.. . as well as those stupid drivers that think the A6110 ring road is bloody Silverstone! Anyway I digress... In the amateur leagues, places like Huddersfield and Keighley were the furthest we ever travelled to and were relatively short compared to the massive trip we were about to undergo to Barrow in Furness in Cumbria to take on Holker Old Boys in our first game of the season in the North West Counties Division One North. 

During pre-season we managed to raise enough cash to buy a team coach as it would be too much to expect players who are earning barely enough for a tank of petrol per week from the club to foot the bill for our long away trips such as this one themselves.

Therefore now is a great opportunity to introduce our bus driver, which like every other bus driver at a football club is called Dave... Dave Roberts... It is debatable whether this slightly tubby, slightly balding 40 something Dave qualifies for "Big Dave" status but maybe after a few pies at some far flung away grounds this will be granted.

"Big" Dave lives in Morley in an old terraced house just off Middleton Road and is a big Man United fan.. which was nearly a deal breaker when this came up in his job interview! Luckily being an ex lorry driver his geographical knowlege of motorways and places across the Pennines, especially around the Manchester area far outweighed his football allegiencies... We will need his knowledge of Lancashire to navigate us to places like Atherton, Chadderton and Daisy Hill... 

What the devil happened to Scott Fenwick?

Some of you who follow this story closely may have noticed that towards the end of last season we signed a Target Forward by the name of Scott Fenwick and then he has barely been mentioned since. Well soon after signing he contracted a severe bout of flu which left him bedridden for a week. After recovering he made one brief substitute appearance against Calverley United in a 3-1 home win and then was never to be seen again in a Morley shirt. He then signed for Garforth Town.


Match 1 Holker Old Boys v Morley Town

So here we are the BIG kick off.. The lads are excited as they board our new team bus, which will take us on the long journey up to Barrow in Furness in Cumbria for our opening fixture. This is a real test as to where we are at both on and off the pitch as a club. Instead of driving to matches themselves as they did in the amateur leagues to places no more than around 10/15 miles away, suddenly we find ourselves halfway up the M6 in the pouring rain on the way to one of the biggest cul-de sacs in the UK. This is a tough debut for bus driver Dave.. Anyway on to the football. We line up in a traditional 4-4-2.

Team: Hall, Croft, Clappison, Bentley, Lacey, Wright, Makiessi, Grantham, Smith, Ellis, Preston

Nine minutes in and the home side take the lead. They win an important header from Hall’s goal kick and Brathwaite runs at the Morley defence before slipping in midfielder, Rajdeep Palit to lash the ball past Hall. They look well up for this and hunt us down in packs, sharp in the tackle and then breaking quickly. Meanwhile we look lethargic. Maybe it was the long journey. Once more they break up play and the lively Palit feeds their striker, Hooper, whose clever ball round the corner plays in Lindley.. 2-0... We are not going to have it all our own way in this league! They look like they can score with every attack and they nearly do.. on several occasions, including one disallowed from the brilliantly named, Bobby Bjork... He went oh so quiet as he halted his goal celebration when the linesman raised his flag... We look a bit more threatening in the second half though and win a few set pieces, but Clappison heads over at the back post when he should have hit the target. Then... from a throw in Croft finds Wright, who feeds Grantham who cuts inside cleverly into the penalty area and lets fly. The ball hits Louis Rowe and deflects past the diving keeper. I’m not sure how much he knew about it but it has halved the deficit with our first shot on target. Suddenly we look like a different team. Louis Rowe holds up the ball intelligently and lays off to Kevin Preston who strides across the the midfield and sprays the ball out to Courey Grantham. His fizzing low cross is blasted home first time at the near post by Aaron Smith. Brilliant goal and what a comeback! But.... Luis Lacey plays a lazy ball towards Pappril and Livesey Mason intercepts and hares towards goal. Nobody can stop him as he slides the ball past Hall into the corner for 3-2 and against the run of play. We respond. Pappril heads just over from a free kick and Preston has a shot blocked late on. 3-2 the final score but some positives to take all the way back to West Yorkshire with us.

Final Score Holker Old Boys 3-2 Morley Town

Palit 10                                                     Rowe 65

Lindley 20                                                Smith 66

Mason 77



Whing Leaves Morley Town

My third choice keeper, Colum Whing has chosen to join Lincolnshire Football League team, Louth Town.

Rob Hudson on loan at Wooton St George

A strange one this. Rob Hudson is in my plans as a back up to Sam Wright in defensive midfield and if I say decide to go with a three in midfield they could play alongside eachother.. Yet, he won’t sign a new contract because apparently he is “unhappy” at the club, has had several clubs offer him contracts.. yet chooses to go all the way down to Northamptonshire Combinations League 2 outfit, Wooton St George on loan just to prove a point...

Match 2: Morley Town v Ryburn United

Our first home game sees Ryburn United visit us. They won their first game so are in 5th. I make three changes Schorah comes in for Makiessi and Rowe replaces the worryingly off colour Ellis up front to partner Aaron Smith. Busfield replaces Croft at right back, who has picked up a knock.

Team: Hall, Busfield, Clappison, Bentley, Lacey, Wright, Scorah, Grantham,  Rowe, Smith, Preston

It’s fairly even with both sides looking to attack. On 33 minutes Clappison finds Grantham on the right wing who crosses low for Aaron Smith to tap home. A brilliant team goal. Then a great spell of possession results in Schorah finding Rowe. He turns and sets Grantham galloping down the right. His low cross is lashed home first time by Smith for his and Morley’s second goal. It’s two nil at half time. Into the second half and we are still in control, or so we think. Ryburn then break away and a sweeping move results in James firing past Hall to halve the deficit. No worries. We maintain control and when a Haylock free kick is only partially cleared, the ball is picked up by Clappison who finds Rowe. Rowe to Preston! The youngster rifles the ball into the net. 3-1. A first win of the season under our belts.

Final Score: Morley Town 3-1 Ryburn United

Smith 33,36                                  James 53

Preston 90

Match 3: Prestwich Heys v Morley Town

We travel to Greater Manchester in decent spirits after registering our first win against Ryburn. Prestwich are in second after a win and a draw in their opening two fixtures. I name an unchanged team.

Team: Hall, Busfield, Clappison, Bentley, Lacey, Wright, Schorah, Grantham, Rowe, Smith, Preston

Sam Wright is just a brilliant footballer at this level. On four minutes he bursts forward from midfield, twisting and turning past the defender to the byeline, then checks back before playing a simple cutback to Callum Schorah in the area who lashes the ball home. One minute later and Prestwich are trying to play out from the back, which at this level seems a bit ambitious. Inevitably the move breaks down when Schorah intercepts and sets free Aaron Smith. He is tackled but Louis Rowe picks up the loose ball and fizzes the ball first time into the corner. Lethal!  Prestwich hit back though and McHarrie forces a fine save from Hall when through on goal. They attack again and this time score when Regan Southern fires home from close range after the loose ball fell to him in the penalty area from a Clappison tackle. On the stroke of half time Prestwich win a corner and this is floated to the back post where Gareth Roberts leaps highest and powerfully heads into the top corner. Two each at the break. We start brightly and Kevin Preston who has been quiet so far springs to life down the left wing and fizzes in a peach of a low cross for Louis Rowe to easily tap home his second of the game. Prestwich look for an equaliser and Hall makes a brilliant save from a long range effort by Saunders. Our defence scrambles the ball away once too often, but we somehow see it through to record an important away win.


 Final Score: Prestwich Heys 2-3 Morley Town

 Southern  22                                     Scrorah 5

 Roberts 45                                          Rowe     6,51      


 Match 4: Morley Town v Atherton Laburnum Rovers

Match 4: Morley Town v Atherton Laburnum Rovers

Next up we host Mike Atherton Laburnum Rovers, who have only gained one point so far and find themselves in the relegation spots, although it is still early days. Our two wins have propelled us to 4th place, but as they say it’s a marathon not a sprint. I go in unchanged for the third game running.

Team: Hall, Busfield, Clappison, Bentley, Lacey, Wright, Schorah, Grantham, Smith, Rowe, Preston

Match Action

Cheered on by a group of raucous ultras behind the goal we kick off and attack. Sam Wright flashes a shot just past the post. When a Wright free kick is cleared, it is picked up by Kevin Preston. He passes right to Courey Grantham, who cuts inside and places a firm shot into the corner of the net. Sheer class! It’s an entertaining game and Kevin Preston just misses from a narrow angle and Louis Rowe fires over after a brilliant run. At the other end Ed Hall denies their striker from close range. One nil to us at half time. Into the second half and we assert dominance. We play out from the back. Bentley finds Schorah who gallops over the halfway line and lays it forward to Louis Rowe who has dropped deep. He turns and plays a spectacular through ball to the onrushing Aaron Smith who lashes home number 2 on the half volley. Quite brilliant from the boys! On 69 minutes, sub Gabriel Ellis drops deep and passes on to Aaron Smith, who nicks it past the defender and sets sub up Jean Claude Makiessi who completes the scoring and propels us up to 3rd in the table. We more than belong in this league and teams will not relish coming to Glen Road. We bought a pint down the Farriers afterwards for the one Atherton fan who travelled across The Pennines to support his team on a Wednesday night in early September. 




 Match 5: Chadderton v Morley Town

Chadderton is the lesser known town in that belt of better known places just north of Manchester, such as Bury, Rochdale and Oldham. They have had a decent start to the season and are in 8th place, while we occupy 3rd place. I name yet another unchanged team to the one who impressed against Atherton.

Team: Hall, Busfield, Clappison, Bentley, Lacey, Wright, Schorah, Grantham, Smith, Rowe, Preston

We are all over Chadderton in the opening 20 but fail to make it count. The unlikely source of Edward Busfield forces a fine fingertip save from the keeper. Louis Rowe fires just wide after a good run. However when Lacey and Bentley get in eachother’s way trying to clear the ball, it is seized upon by midfielder, Chris Anderson who runs through on goal and slots the ball comfortably past Ed Hall. Then to make matters worse, Gareth Tayo strikes a free kick which takes a wicked deflection off the wall, and past the wrong footed Hall... 2-0 Chadderton at half time. We have been the better side but they have had the most luck. I am not too harsh on the players. After all they are away from home and have played well. I tell them they have the ability to turn it around. Into the second half, Sam Wright assertively wins a header in midfield in the direction of Louis Rowe who runs through on goal and smacks it past the keeper for 2-1. Chadderton hit back though but Gareth Tayo can only hit the bar when free in the penalty area. He should have scored. That was a sitter! We win a corner which is cleared but only to sub Gabriel Ellis who floats the ball immediately to the far post where Louis Rowe is unmarked and nods home a deserved equaliser. Then a touch of class from sub Makiessi who spins past his man and cracks a shot which smacks into the crossbar and out again.. It finishes two each.

Final Score: Chadderton 2-2 Morley Town

Anderson 24                              Rowe 49,64

Tayo 29



A good start to the season has seen Morley Town rise to the upper reaches of the North West Counties League Division One North after five games with three wins and a draw, showing our friends from over t'Pennines we are not to be trifled with this season. Can Morley sustain their good start to the season? Find out next time on The Ultimate English Pyramid Game!









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